Note: By "the internet" I mean the world wide web

The internet is the discustingly abused sex doll of titans such as the FCC, Comcast, Intel, Microsoft, Coca-Cola, the GNU project and more. Over the years this diverse group of horse-fuckers have achieved what we have today: A complex, twisted way of connecting the world together. "The internet is a series of tubes"--all of which are rusty, leaking and entwined one around another.

The internet we have today serves many purposes. There are wiki pages which contain article-like documents. There are video sites. There are sites with pictures and sounds and cool functionality like parallax scrolling. There are also many devices from which you can access the internet. There are desktop computers, mobile phones, tablets, televisions. There are cars, smart fridges and smart baby toys. With these circumstances, the internet is supposed to be this all-in-one solution which can handle all of this. The result is catastrophic.

Have you ever tried to make your own web page? I'm not talking about a pretty web page. I'm not talking about a website with awesome and necessary functionalities such as prallax scrolling or cool Javascript applets. I'm talking about a useless, ugly fucking websites such as the one you're visitting right now. If you are like me and you want to create a simple website for you and some friends to rant and upload your useless tittle-tattle to, you have three approaches.

• Use a service for internet-hediots such as wix.com - I'm a paranoid and I want to manage my things. Also, I'm a minimalist, and I want my website to be as minimal as possible.
• Use PHP - It's a shit, complex language that can only be run on servers. I fucking hate HTML, but what I do love about it is that it creates documents. The ideal internet for me would only contain documents for me to view. Programs should, in my opinion, be compiled, and not shitted through your web browser and down your throat.
• HTML - The least bad from these options.

HTML suits my ideal best, but, my god, it is shit. It's this discusting, unnecessarilly complex and doesn't do well what it was created for or anything else really. In one word--XML.

What really censors my hentais about this situation is how there is literally no other choice. Despite being able to transfer any kind of file, the language of the HyperText Transfer Protocol was, is and will (probably) always be HTML.

I will probably expand this article in the future, as I have a lot more to say. For now, this is just an article to test this entire website thing.